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Winter Weakness Syndrome

wintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm

noun

1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.

2. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.

3. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
Person 1: Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman.

Person 2: Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again.

Person 1: Well, at least it's finally summer.
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