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This was Dylan Klebold's AOL and DOOM username. There is no specific reason that I could find for the name VoDkA, but one of the Columbine Shooter's journal entries, did state that Switzerland was a good country, so maybe they had an affixation to the northern Europeans. Maybe I'm blasting this way out of proportion.
1. VoDkA is a legendary DOOMer

2. The heinous crimes that VoDkA had committed are not justifiable.
VoDkA by Bill Mckill November 8, 2018
Unfortunately it has become a pop culture joke. Most popular vodkas (smirnoff, absolut) are absolut shit and made in Sweden or Finland or something. Real and good vodka must be made in a slavic country. There is an ongoing argument with Poland and Russia over who created the drink. There is more evidence that says Poland coined the term vodka(wódka) for it and first started mass consumption of it. However, it was most likely created by persians or arabs. Slavic and also celtic people have the highest alcohol tolerances.
Good vodka includes: Zubrowka(the best), wyborowa, luksosowa and bols.
Vodka by cerealtitties January 18, 2006
$30 for a fifth of Jack?!? Get some Smirnoff instead.
Vodka by Jimmers October 5, 2003
Basically, alcohol mixed with water. An alternative to just plain raw alcohol, invented by people who did not die like 4 seconds after drinking it (and apparently wanted more). Go to any spot in Russia you can buy it for like 50 kopeiks (2 cents) a bottle

Comes from the Russian word "water" (meaning that the Russians practically drink it as if it was water)
V Vodke Yest Vitamin
Skazal Tovarish Ho Chi Minh

-Ho Chi Minh
vodka by Minh Chi Ho March 15, 2005
Vodka is lube
Jane: I can't have sex with you.

Tarzan: Then have vodka, now!
Vodka by Aradya December 11, 2009
Has 3 meanings:

1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes

2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal

3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia
" Let's have some vodka! "

" Vodka is life, he looks like he needs it "

" All hail vodka! "
vodka by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006