Craig Tucker(South Park) 

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

Craig Tucker(South Park) by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023

Tickies 

To lightly rub the tips of your fingers across someone's back (or anywhere else for that matter) to produce a slight tickle that feels very relaxing and can put you to sleep.

Guy 1: I was having a hard time sleeping, so my girlfriend gave me tickies. It was the most relaxing thing ever.

Tickies by kitkatkate May 18, 2013

Chamblee Tucker Circuit

Ordering four items from four different fast food restaurants off the I-285 Chamblee Tucker Rd exit and eating it all as a single meal. Options include a Zaxby's, Wendy's, KFC, and Taco Bell.

Guys I'm starving today...Let's hit up the Chamblee Tucker Circuit

Chamblee Tucker Circuit by Garn422 March 13, 2018

Tucker's Law 

A law inductively arrived at by a Mr. Malcolm Tucker, star of "The Thick of It" and "In the Loop." Tucker's Law goes as such:

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.

Tucker: Well that's easy then, Tucker's Law!
Tucker: I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home

Tucker's Law by mrPurpleDinosaur2 October 4, 2009

Tuckin Knuckles 

Knuckle tuckin - the art of finger banging . Finger bang

Rhianna doesn't have sex on the first date. But she's down for some tuckin knuckles !"

Tuckin Knuckles by Lets Get Ill November 27, 2016

Tucked Like Underarmor 

To conceal a firearm in ones waistband so snug that it resembles the tight fit of Underarmor.

Dylan: Hey man I'm kinda nervous we might get robbed...
Doug: Don't sweat it bro, I got that thang tucked like Underarmor.

Tucked Like Underarmor by AlwaysTucked August 25, 2021

Pecker Tucker 

A phrase used to describe male gamers, in particular, those who play the mobile game Evony. These individuals commonly solicit other males under the guise of being a woman. Once a rapport has been established, the pecker tucker sends pictures of his penis tucked between his legs to the virginal, nerdy victim. The victim, being virginal and nerdy, believes he has just seen his first vagina and showers the pecker tucker with in game gifts.

Kjcasey: hey do you know Mech01?

Sith🖕: Yeah, I heard he was a pecker tucker.

Kjcasey: Yep, that’s how he got to keep 30.

Sith🖕: I figured, he’s not good enough to do it otherwise.

Pecker Tucker by Evony81 January 21, 2019