Traffic jam 

The bois were having a traffic jam

Facefuck hates traffic jams

Traffic jam by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021

Traffic Jam 

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

Traffic Jam by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

traffic jam booty 

booty, usually female, that looks so good that it creates traffic.

(girls walks by..)

man #1: Look at that traffic jam booty over there!

(groups of males...and cars..stop to look)

traffic jam booty by pimpcess_07 May 24, 2005

Traffic Jam Hips 

(TFJs)Extremely wide hips that stop traffic 'cause they so wide the people in the cars stop to stare.

Dangggggg look at dem Traffic Jam Hips she gonna cause an accident.
Word them is some tight TFJs. Holla.

Traffic Jam Hips by Shizzon November 7, 2008

Traffic Jam Hot Tea

Peeing into a plastic cup while stuck in traffic, and leaving the cup with the lid and straw reattached, out on the roadway surface.

I was stuck in that traffic jam for three hours and had to go SO BAD I had no choice but to do the Traffic Jam Hot Tea!

Traffic Jam Hot Tea by LarryMurgatroid May 26, 2010

libertarian traffic jam 

When drivers ignore the rules of the road and cause accidents. delays, accidents that results in in a traffic jam. Sometimes happening in times of mass panic like a natural disaster.

A complete lack of order, regulations, or rules that results in a disaster.

Oh great here comes a Libertarian Traffic Jam.

libertarian traffic jam by Libertatis July 12, 2015

Shanghai traffic jam 

When the train doors about to close on a crowded train and that very last second you scream at the top of your lungs "Shanghai Traffic jam" and squeeze yourself in the train.

John is such a gaijin smash by screaming Shanghai traffic jam in the morning on the Yamamote line.

Shanghai traffic jam by Shizdorm March 5, 2019