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Coming out of the wardrobe 

A time in one's life when he/she realizes and accepts that magic, Santa Claus, and any other fairytale-like belief is untrue. (A play on the phrase 'coming out of the closet', 'wardrobe' being a reference to the Chronicles of Narnia series.)
My son is finally coming out of the wardrobe, so so I don't have to give the little bastard any money for losing his teeth anymore.

The Wardell 

The act of throwing up both arms and giving the "handle bars" and pretending to rev your invisible bike.

To show a sign of having a good time, or general happiness.
Sam: Did you see Max last night at the house party!?
Jimmy: Yeah! he was doing The Wardell almost all every room of the house
The Wardell by XsjadoFarmer October 28, 2009

The Warden of Ladner 

A man that daily roams the streets of a small town called Ladner located in BC Canada.
Looks there comes the warden of ladner!
The Warden of Ladner by bige652 January 16, 2023

Coming out of The Wardrobe 

The act of declaring one's adoration for the works of CS Lewis, the Narnia trilogy
George: "Check out Condi, she's rocking an Aslan T-shirt"
Barry: "I guess she's 'coming out of the wardrobe', at last"
George: "Condi, that's some fucked up subversive bigoted shit shit. Take that shit off"

Boggit in the Wardrobe 

When you see something that usually scares you in such a silly context that it permanently feels less scary.
I used to think Clint Eastwood was badass but that chair thing was really boggit in the wardrobe for me.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe 

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.