saving the princess 

masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)

gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."

gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."

gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"

gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."

saving the princess by gerrychaos March 27, 2010

awaken the princess 

To transition from male to female– that is, to awaken your inner princess.

A reference to the Legend of Zelda II, where the goal of the game is to awaken Princess Zelda.

I know now what I must do; I must awaken the princess.

awaken the princess by Welliamism October 31, 2012

Shimaya The Princess Of Sarcasm 

Shimaya, otherwise known as the princess of sarcasm, is currently the ruler of the Kingdom Of Sarcasm. She also works as the Grim Reaper, and she loves the colors pink, bright pink, magenta, and literally every shade of pink. She is currently married to Poo Poo Head (The King Of Sarcasm.) Shimaya is a very girly-girl. She loves dresses, makeup, jewelry and more. She's also very pretty.

Songie: Omg hey is that Shimaya princess of sarcasm?
Moony: Yes! Let's go bow to her! We love you Shimaya!
Shimaya The Princess Of Sarcasm: I will torture your souls in hell, because I am the grim reaper, unless you stop calling me "Shimaya". When will you learn that isn't my name.

Shimaya The Princess Of Sarcasm by moonlilac_iii March 5, 2021

Slay the dragon to save the princess 

the act of fucking an unattractive female on your way to finding your perfect women.

Matt had to Slay the dragon to save the princess of his dreams only took him four times.

Slay the dragon to save the princess by gobotmozzy September 24, 2011

Sorry but the princess is in another castle 

What you get for saving toad.

What toad says to you after you that fat turtle's ass.

Mario: FINNALY I'm done that green, fire spitting fat as turtle.

Toad: Sorry but the princess is in another castle.

Mario: Fuck you toad.

Sorry but the princess is in another castle by Peach; Toadstool February 25, 2017

Slay the Princess 

a cool lil indie visual novel where you don't slay the princess

Have you seen Slay the Princess yet? I slayed the princess and I got a crayon-drawn congratulations card. Maybe I shouldn't slay the princess.

Slay the Princess by dizzymountain November 6, 2023

spanking the princess 

Female Masturbation; equilivent to spanking the monkey

I was totally spanking the princess to Gia last night.

spanking the princess by Ginger Fontaine January 7, 2008