Pour the Hot Chocolate 

Used in cases where you've experienced wattpad fluff in real life.

Similar to 'Spilling the Tea', but not drama and gossip; it's not that juicy, instead it's used for cute moments you want to tell others about.

"Felicia, I have so much hot chocolate to pour."
"Come on Jessica, pour the hot chocolate already!"

Pour the Hot Chocolate by i_invented_pourthehotchocolate October 15, 2022

Pouring the milk first 

In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.

I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was "pouring the milk first." I will never see him the same way again.

Pouring the milk first by Swaggy Boy August 5, 2015

pour the meat 

The action of having sex, from the male perspective.
past tense-poured the meat

I would like to pour the meat in Jennifer Anniston.

I poured the meat to this bitch last night.

pour the meat by Count Funkula June 1, 2003

pour the tea

Juicy gossip about someone. To get the explicit details about an event or situation

This phase was used back in the 70's in Atlanta, GA. Used primarily by gay men, but spreaded throughout college campuses. The term was- "Let's pour some tea"; "I have some tea to pour "; "Let me pour some tea in you ear" or "Girl, I got the tea!"- "Pour the tea! " TEA was gossip, because that what women did when they sipped tea together.

pour the tea by jenks96 September 5, 2013

pouring the milk first 

the wrong way. if you pour milk first you are a demon sent from hell. they will try to convert you, dont believe their lies! what if you pour too much milk? you cant just pick out the milk and keep the cereal! the only time you should be pouring the milk first is when its your 2nd bowl.

Tom: So how was your day?
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.

pouring the milk first by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou May 17, 2018

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Don't trust anybody that pours the milk fist they will corrupt you with their unrighteous ways. They are demons sent from darkest place in hell

My friend was pouring the milk before the cereal and she ended up being a demon

Pouring the milk before the cereal by big d 32 February 28, 2019

pour the boots to her 

To increase pressure on the velocitator (gas pedal) so as to increase your rate of speed

We'll never make it up the hill at this speed, you'd better pour the boots to her.

pour the boots to her by redneckgjp May 25, 2009