the barn door is open 

When the fly to your trouser is unzipped

The barn door is open.

Oops, let me zip it up.

the barn door is open by The Race Whisperer October 5, 2016

Every door I open I get kicked in the face

Having a very bad day.

John said "Every door I open I get kicked in the face." Nick said "Same, earlier Bob smacked me in the back of the head."

Every door I open I get kicked in the face by [e-mail] May 13, 2026

Open the Church Doors 

When fucking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her ass cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. This is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol' ass.

"Open the church doors baby, I want to give my confession!"

"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"

Open the Church Doors by 'Noke Man August 11, 2008

open the blast doors 

To get really, really stoned. To smoke a lot of Marijuana.

Since we are going to the mountains today, we should open the blast doors for sure.

open the blast doors by emit June 11, 2008

To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

To Open the Bay Doors by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

taxicab with the doors open 

A phrase used to describe a person who's ears stick straight out from their head (at about a 90-degree angle) and are usually quite large in size as well.

Wow! Look at George W. Bush's ears! He's definitely a taxicab with the doors open!

taxicab with the doors open by I'likea September 29, 2006