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number 3 from the numberjacks 

The hottest number from the numberjacks, the real legends even had the toy.
person a: do you like anyone
person b: nah, i've been simping over number 3 from the numberjacks

The Lumber Jack Duo 

Where two men get done double teaming a girl or another man. Then they proceed to beat there fully erect boners against the said tag teamed parties face.
As brian and Dustin got done tag teaming this girl. They made her sit on her knees and chopped her face repeatedly with there boners. Hense-forth known as the birth of the LUMBER JACK DUO
The Lumber Jack Duo by D1bull54 October 2, 2009

The dirty lumber jack 

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"
Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.