pet the kitty 

to finger a girl

He likes to pet his girlfriend's kitty to get her off.

pet the kitty by mury December 1, 2003

feed the kitty 

a tem used to describe the act taken by a stripper when a dollar bill is folded and placed on the flat surface where she is standing (usually a stage)in a triangular shape pointing up, the stripper then proceeds to squat down and picks up the dollar with her bald little kitty. if the kitty is not shaven see feed the beaver

My favorite trick at the strip club is when I "feed the kitty" and watch the stripper pick up the dollar with her roast beef

feed the kitty by Da Snake August 27, 2006

Kiss the kitty 

kissing a woman between her legs

i wanted to hear my woman moan all night, so i "Kiss the kitty" until she couldn't take it any more...

Kiss the kitty by quiet man December 16, 2011

licks the kitty 

the act of placing tongue on young feline. the act of placing tongue on vagina(pussy). when adding a name to it, very funny phrase to say in your head to make you laugh.

mama cat licks the kitty.
(any name) licks the kitty.

licks the kitty by jackal210 July 29, 2009

spank the kitty 

Lady masturbation.

For personal hygiene reasons, you should always wash your hands before you spank the kitty.

spank the kitty by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Punish the Kitty 

Vigorous, thrusting penetration with an object
that looks at first to be too big, such as a well
endowed male, foreign object, or large sex
toy.

Lisa: "I'm so fucking horny right now"

Katie: (pulls out massive strap on) ‘sounds like it’s time to punish the kitty’

Lisa: "meow"

Punish the Kitty by AMFK March 17, 2022

slapping the kitty 

(informal) To vigorously knead bread dough

Ben: are you making the bread?

Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it

Ben: can i have some?

slapping the kitty by kittyslapper10 April 24, 2022