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In the even that you find $20

The moment you see a 20 on the side of the road
Person 1: Hey, how are you?
Person 2: Great, I just found some money!
Person 1: You’re in the even that you find $20? That’s great! Now you can pay me that $20 you owe me from last week.

Dog of the Evening 

When you have a large group of dogs and you choose one to stay in bed with you and eat strawberries. The other dogs get nothing.
Hey young man, would you like to be dog of the evening?
Dog of the Evening by High_Im_Jamers September 6, 2020

the even hotter couple 

jack and cate are the even hotter couple, even hotter than the hottest couple

the entrée of the evening 

This can be seen as the most exciting and rewarding event of any evening - the main course of a night. It can be romance...it should be romance....
George: "So, last night! Wow! I mean, What a night!"
Chuck: "What did you do or I mean, who did you do? HAHAHAA!"
George: "I was with Alexia. She is so sweet! We held hands and looked into each others eyes - that was the entrée of the evening. I'm not a sex fiend like you, Chuck. Now let's go mug that old lady!"

over the course of the evening 

The several-hours-long period during which you've been tossing back Silver Bullets.
I'd had a few brews from Golden, Colorado over the course of the evening, so I waited till the next day to drive a car.

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT