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Origin of the Empire Iris 

The greatest Metal band of all time. The have two awsome singers, and awesome guitarist, an awesome drummer, and an awesome bassist.
Girl 1:I'm gonna buy tickets for the Origin of the Empire Iris show
Girl 2: My mom won't let me go cause she doesnt believe in good music
Girl 1: Let's go kill her...
Origin of the Empire Iris by Daryl January 27, 2004

taco from the empire

dude just loves hentai and watching porn
Joe: Hey did you hear about taco from the empire?
Mama: Yeah, I heard he is obsessed with hentai and porn
taco from the empire by Mr.Sins January 26, 2021

The Cat Empire 

(Pronounced: th-ee k-at emp-pie-er)
Greatest noun
Derived from Australianianus

The Cat Empire is an Australian band from Melbourne that consists of members: Felix Riebl, Harry Angus, Will Hull-Brown, Jumps, Ryan Munro & Ollie McGill. The band also has 'extra' members known as the 'Cat Empire Horns' that comprises Ross Irwin, Kieran Conrau & Carlos. The Cat Empire's music is absolutely incredible with killer trumpet melodies, bass riffs, keyboard solos, drum solos, dj deck solos and amazing lyrics that will be stuck in your head for years to come.
"Their sound is often described as a fusion of jazz, ska, funk and rock with heavy Latin influences. As of 2006, they have released four albums and are signed on the Virgin Records label."

Judge them. Love them.
'Because living, my friends, is that sweet unresolved.'
The Cat Empire: Musical people, musical musos, musical geniuses, musical legends, musical gods...wait, what else is there?
The Cat Empire by is this it? September 20, 2008

The Randall Empire 

A conglomerate of youth and adults, all inspired, mentored or taught by the illustrious Moist "Mark" Randall. Only those who have shown true dedication to being an asshole are inducted in the Empire, and none other than Ulf may ever be removed.
Jake: Why aren't I a Legend like Miguel? Miguel: Cuz son, You ain't in the Randall Empire.

The Evil Empire

Friend 1: Dude! I need to go to Walmart.
Friend 2: Don't you mean the evil empire?
The Evil Empire by JussSayin January 8, 2012

The Joge Empire 

The Joge empire is split in few categories:
1. Rogue Lineage. The Joge Empire's Lord is MLGwarfare.
2. The Vast Realm's Lord is Smite.
The Joge Empire is known for being one of the luckiest empires out there.
The Joge Empire by Parí October 13, 2021