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The Dirty Dam 

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all of the shit. The winner of The Dirty Dam is the one who holds it back for the longest. The loser of this contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.
Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam and his dam broke after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy
The Dirty Dam by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018

The Dirty Dam 

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all the shit. The winner of the The Dirty Dam contest is the one who holds the shit back for the longest. The loser of the contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.
Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam last night and his dam burst after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy
The Dirty Dam by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)
"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing 

What you say when someone makes a lame attempt at a joke.
Random:Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke...He won the No Bell Prize

Everyone-Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing.

Everyone:DAM BRO YOU HOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING.

Follow the damn train 

This is all we had to do
All we had to do was follow the damn train Cj!
Follow the damn train by Zaite February 15, 2019

'Tis the damn season 

It's the season of looking back of wondering what would've happen if you took the road that was not taken. Or if you just stayed. If you didn't just escaped away from that little hometown.

And so it's also the season of regrets, when you finally realized that the heart you broke was your very own. And so now, you're missing his smile..
'Tis the damn season

"Tis the damn season, right this time." by Taylor Swift. Like the very season of losing someone, of missing someone, and of regretting..