Campion the Crab is the mascot of Campion House selected by the senior year each year who leads Campion to victories in the interhouse events and bestows the boys with the kebab recipe come time for Campion Kebabs. Campion has major beef with the boys in More and Ricci house and is always looking to get around the boys in the house.
Campionite: Have you seen Campion the Crab lately?
When a Dark toned man from Cameroon gets into a crab like position, with his asshole wide and ready, then chases down small black children until they run out of breath and eventually get swallowed into his Chocolate Starfish.