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The extension cord 

I can’t wait til the extension cord gets straight I’m going to re up
The extension cord by Sheafy November 10, 2022

Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.
Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.
Climbing the umbilical cord by V3_JT September 14, 2021

Pull the rip cord 

To voluntary sign yourself up for protection in prison because your scared to mix in general population.
Hes anout to pull the rip cord, cause they just took his shoes and their coming back for his tv.

wearing the corduroy 

When a woman brings out lesbian feelings in another woman, even though both women are heterosexual. Inspired by corduroy-wearing lesbians.
Mary is wearing corduroy trousers today. Sally thinks Mary is hot, and has done for a while. Even though they are both straight, Mary has managed to elicit gay feelings from Sally, therefore Jen is wearing the corduroy.

The Corduroy King

The Corduroy King is the keeper of the Dodec of Death, in his lime green corduroy suit he gives out whoopins to all, he also is the owner of the komodo dragons
The corduroy king must be obeyed by all

The Corduroy King

The Corduroy King is the keeper of the Dodec of Death, in his lime green corduroy suit he gives out whoopins to all, Chelsvig The Corduroy King owns all komodo dragons
The corduroy king is the king of corduroy