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The Christians and the Jews
I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
The Christians and the Jews by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Do you care about the Christians who died?
A retard "Do you care about the Christians who died?"
Hym "I though you were immortal? So... They didn't."
Hym "I though you were immortal? So... They didn't."
Do you care about the Christians who died? by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
Christina the Baby Stuffs
The 3 reasons your best friend gives, to not hang out tonight.
Christina can be substituted with your friend's girls name.
The Baby can be substituted with Work or School tomorrow.
Stuff CANNOT be substituted. It isn't really a proper excuse, and is more than likely a lie just to get you off the phone.
This classic excuse is usually given by the mayor of Cappy-o Town
Christina can be substituted with your friend's girls name.
The Baby can be substituted with Work or School tomorrow.
Stuff CANNOT be substituted. It isn't really a proper excuse, and is more than likely a lie just to get you off the phone.
This classic excuse is usually given by the mayor of Cappy-o Town
Jefe: You wanna hang out tonight? It's a Division matchup on Monday Night Football, Bears Vikings
Big Cranium: I can't man.........Christina the Baby Stuffs
Big Cranium: I can't man.........Christina the Baby Stuffs
Christina the Baby Stuffs by ScaldedDog August 25, 2009
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christine the horny bitch by Briana Y L January 22, 2022
How Christians Read the Bible
By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
How Christians Read the Bible by Hym Iam June 14, 2024