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Burning the candle both ends 

To give oral sex and receive anal sex at the same time - a spit roast. The candle in question is a penis, or man made substitute such as a strap-on dildo.
Jon loves burning the candle both ends, it keeps him up all night.

Burning the candle at both ends 

Being stricken with a virus or whatever that gives you the shits and makes you puke as well.
I'm so sick! I blew mud and then 10 minutes later I puked my guts out! I'm burning the candle at both ends!

Lighting the Candle 

When you're at the crib with your woman and you need to let your homie know that he needs to lay back for a while and stay low.
Don't front bro, I am lighting the candle so you know you gotta stay away until I'm done.
Lighting the Candle by wolverheel October 30, 2016

worth the candle 

Old idiom that means the potential benefits or rewards of an action or endeavor should justify the effort, time, or resources invested in it. The phrase has its origins in the idea of needing a candle to provide light for an activity, and the light should be worth the cost of the candle itself.
John: Is driving all the way across town for a cup of coffee really worth the candle?
Mary: Yes!
worth the candle by R. eiwetS November 6, 2023

worth the candle 

Old idiom that means the potential benefits or rewards of an action or endeavor should justify the effort, time, or resources invested in it. The phrase has its origins in the idea of needing a candle to provide light for an activity, and the light should be worth the cost of the candle itself.
John: Is driving all the way across town for a cup of coffee really worth the candle?
Mary: Yes!
worth the candle by R. eiwetS November 6, 2023

Cake On Top Of The Candle 

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*