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The most headline-making, controversial and well-known figure on Telegram.

The nightmare of Morris, a retard admin of a toxic Telegram group.

A friend of Teesta, Mahi, Mobin, Sam, Kriti, Nidhi, Reaper, Akhilesh, Tanay, Brown, Daksh and many others.

The elder brother of Clara, and younger brother of Kavi and Aishi.

Former role playing husband of Anusha and an ex of Scarlett.

Currently a single guy due to the failure of a love story for trust issues.

A guy with old fashioned perspectives and ethics.

A nature lover who likes genuine things and not materialism or artificial stuffs.

More interested in deep introspection and soul to soul or heart to heart connection with people than new age artificial lusts like technological stuff or super cars.

Doesn't trust offline love so falls in love online so that each lover can love the other genuinely, blindly and unconditionally rather than for their looks, physique or money.

A very complicated and incomprehensible person who can't be understood very easily.
Damn! The Batman (TG) is back! Now he'll change the entire atmosphere of the group.

"Morris, run!", said Reaper, "He's gonna create a channel and roast you."

The 16 inch gun of The Batman (TG) surely made Mikey and others rethink their sexual orientation.

OMG! The Batman is making an entry! Play the KGF theme asap!
by The Death Reminder October 13, 2022
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The Batman

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This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
"Yo Matty, have you ever performed...
THE BATMAN!?"

"What the fuck Gary?"
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the solution to all of life's problems.
Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."
by Inco33 October 18, 2008
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While having sex with a girl, at the point of climax pull out a gun and kill both her parents.
Yeh man, i was with this girl last night and i did The Batman on her.
by mister mentone August 8, 2018
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The ultimate solution to all of life's problems, especially if you're a villain in Gotham City
1) "Man, how do I get away with a crime in this town?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

2) "How do I get girls to like me?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"
by Inco33 October 26, 2008
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The Batman Syndrome

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After a Person watches the Movie "The Batman" (2022) they Start chill in Dark Places, Monologue at the Sound of the Music "Something in the Way" by Nirvana, Say "I'm Vengeance", and listen to Something in the Way every Day
Joe "Guys i think Marcus has The Batman Syndrome"
James "What makes you think that"
Joe "Look at him"

Marcus Sitting in a Sofa With the Lights turned off, While something in the Way playing in the Background while he Looks at the Window
by Gordonman69 April 17, 2022
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When you tie up your girl, then have your way with her. An once you finish, you say “I’m The Batman” an disappear into the night.
You made it out for drinks!
How did you get away from the wife tonight?
I pulled the The Batman on her.

Babe! Where did you go last night!!?

You left me tied up and the cops showed up.
by Lifeasashadow September 26, 2021
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