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vacuuming the backyard 

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!

beads in the backyard 

Sex toys designed to be used by men or a means of referring to a guy that uses them.
He sometimes has beads in the backyard.
beads in the backyard by Treii28 January 22, 2020

Eat out in the backyard 

To be eaten out in your back yard. In other words to go on de musty ass grass behind u house and let somebody go in on that pussy.
Boy 1: Yo, I hear neriah get eat out in the backyard by nahje
boy 2: nah i hear it was a girl name katara
Boy 1: dis nigga got too many hoes

plant your zucchini in the backyard

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?

Growing potatoes in the backyard 

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole
Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes