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how is that even an option? 

When a choice someone makes has no logical or acceptable reason why it was made and you have to question how it even became an option before said choice was made.
John: That lady at the gym with a mustache can bench 300.

Larry: She has a mustache? How is that even an option?

Potato Bob: So yea, I got a pet Dandelion the other day.

Larry: ...How is that even a option? Of all the pets you could choose from you got a pet plant. You could have got something normal like a cat, a dog, a bird or even something a little different like a ferret or pig but you chose a motherfucking Dandelion? QUESTION FUCKING MARK. THE FUCK IS YOU TALM BOUT?
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check out of that emotional motel

When someone finally realizes they need to stop stewing about a past failed relationship and move on!!!
Seriously, girl, you need to check out of that emotional motel - and leave your baggage too!!!!

I second that emotion 

"I agree."

It's basically a misuse of verbage from the Town Hall form of voting, also used in many clubs and other organizations, where someone makes a motion (suggestion), and someone else will second (agree with) it in order to bring the issue to a vote.

person 1: I make a motion to accept this issue with the proposed amendment.

person 2: I second that motion

chairperson: All in favor say aye

<voting commences>

It's a mispronounciation that just stuck, since you might actually agree with the emotion behind the particular decision which is being discussed.
dude1: dude, we should totally hit taco bell
dude2: dude, i second that emotion
I second that emotion by Brew78 August 28, 2006

OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! 

A common term for wtf, or the act of hating somebody very bad. It can also be used to indicate a fat person going to Micky D's
OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! Yep looks like he is heading toward McDonalds.

Lambhorghini doors on that Escalade! 

Look at those Lambhorghini doors on that Escalade!"

That example was already submitted for... 

The lip that UrbanDictionary.com gives you when you resubmit your daffynition after you discover a typo and cancel it.
That example was already submitted for Make Love Not Spam.

Crank that Emily 

When you're with a girl, about to jizz you cum in her eyes and she walks into a lamp post
So I was with a girl and managed to Crank that Emily