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Tabor's law

A feeble attempt by inept Bible-humping Christians to claim victory. When someone with common sense points out their nonsense, a Bible-humper will say that pointing out the truth is like giving up. Anyone who isn't a gigantic dipshit can see the faulty in this, but Christians were never known for their logic.

If you see someone claiming Tabor's Law, they're a moron of epic proportions. Feel free to make fun of them and pee on their shoes.
"The Earth is flat because the Bible says so!"

"That's retarded, a little research will find that to be false."

"Tabor's Law, I win!"

"No, you're still a retard."

"HURRRRRRRRRRRR"
Tabor's law by Elephant Bones February 29, 2008

Tabor Academy 

Larenzo that gucci shirt looks soooo Tabor Academy on you.
Tabor Academy by seawolfs April 14, 2005

Tabor Academy 

School that thinks they are good at hockey, but lose every year to avon
wow that was a close game, we only lost by 7
Tabor Academy by Avon April 24, 2005

Tabor Academy 

person 1: wow tabor looks fucked up, look at defintion two
person 2: thats a downer
Person 1: everyone should go to csw
Tabor Academy by Mi-anus February 1, 2005

Tabor Academy 

Tabor Academy is a boarding school located in Marion, MA. Tabor Academy is full of a shit ton of sexy boys and limited amount of even cute girls. The boys know how to throw down and get fucked up while the girls can’t handle 1 claw. The guys look at girls from other schools because Tabor girls just don’t do the boys justice.

-Student from other school
The boys at Tabor Academy are so fucking hot.

Tabor Academy is full of sexy men
Tabor Academy by Brooks Student October 26, 2020

Mount Tabor High School 

A school/prison located in Winston-Salem, NC (a city famous for tobacco and donuts). Full of shitty teachers, gangs, drugs, and shit older than the students. Still better than Reagan High School, where you can hunt for your lunch and every day is flannel day.
Mount Tabor High School is pretty much the most boring school ever to exist.

Ring of Tabor 

Mythological ring that is the key to opening a gateway between this world and the next. It is gold in colour with a hole on one side and a gem embedded on the opposite side. When placed into a small hole in an ancient stone called a ben ben at a certain time, it uses the energy from a distant star to open the gateway. This event only happens about once every 5,000 years or so.
A gold ring with the name Hecate engraved in ancient Phonecian on the inside of the ring. The ring is known simply as the Ring of Tabor as it's keeper originated at Mount Tabor in Israel.
Ring of Tabor by Mizbrook August 23, 2011