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Me: Gets something for a very cheap
Also me: breaks it
Me again: Gets lots insurance money
⬆STONKS⬆
When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.
*At the store*

Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"

Me - "Stonks"
Stonks by honestly just bored June 27, 2019
It's enough to make a man go home and throw his stonks on the fire.
Stonks by Daddy Primetime December 30, 2009
A set of man fruits, love spudsbollocksgooliesknackers
he had a set of stonks like a fighters speed ball
stonks by Rudis May 4, 2006
The stonkiest stonks are the best ones
Mmm yes stonks
Stonks by 6199357N1994 August 28, 2019
Stonks
Stonks
Stonks by ThatLonelyPerson0 December 14, 2019