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Stepped on a bird's nest 

I think I stepped on a bird's nest when I chose to stay home instead of going to see my sister’s dance recital.

my dog stepped on a bee 

used when when u dont have anything to say on a trial
kate: hey babe why'd u poop on the bed?
amberians: MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE UGHRGRH

my dog stepped on a bee 

“my dog stepped on a bee”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
“here’s the mufukn tea”

My dog stepped on a bee 

Used to mock someone when they're playing the victim.
Annie: "Jesus christ jake! Stop with that shit"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"

My dog stepped on a bee 

More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!
Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*

Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!

my cat stepped on my keyboard 

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry