A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend 

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020

sloti 

sloti: acronym (verb)

s.l.o.t.i
silently laughing on the inside

most people do not actually laugh out loud when they type LOL to someone but instead are silently laughing on the inside.

trademark-shannon rupp "totes sloti"

(in text form)
shannon-hey pam did you hear about what happened to ryan?
pam-totally did sloti

sloti by totes sloti June 18, 2011

sootie 

sootie is a legitian term for "fake blatant hacker." He was cut from #ZBT due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking he was a follower. It's okay though, cause modern day sootie means "fake blatant hacker who is back on his feet."
laid

Dog, that leet guy? Ya. He's a sootie.

sootie by PHI PHI K A March 21, 2010

Nova Scotia Slide Bum 

A physical characteristic that afflicts a disproportionate number of women in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. Its primary quality is a flatness of the buttocks that is so extreme that the tops of the thighs appear to slide into the shoulder-blades without significant outward interruption.

He: Look, there's Bob's really cute girlfriend. She's from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Friend: Yea, she's cute alright, but she's got Nova Scotia slide bum.
He: Yikes! Now that she's turned sideways, I see what you mean: she's got practically no ass at all!

Nova Scotia Slide Bum by ring-tailed roarer September 11, 2009

School Shooting 

School Shootings aren't funny you guys!!

School shootings are really funny man.

School Shooting by Lukas Martinez May 10, 2018

Shooting Marshmallows 

A phenomenon that happens on online shooters, in particular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. This phenomenon deems said bullets ineffective, causing no damage to the enemy whatsoever.

THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN?!?!?!? AM I FUCKIN SHOOTING MARSHMALLOWS OR SOMETHING?!?!?!

Shooting Marshmallows by nneeeaauuhhh March 20, 2010

sootie 

sootie is a mikhailian term for "fake blatant hacker". He was cut from #life due to the stupid opinion from numlocked thinking that he hacked. It's not okay, though, because modern day sootie is still cut from life, and has essentially given up.

Damn, that guy was so leet, he used to be a sootie! I don't know what he is now...

sootie by rush? March 14, 2009