small penis syndrome

Any man who feels so inadequate about his penis size that he compensates for it by buying ridiculously large shit he doesn't need. This usually involves buying the biggest truck they can, raising it and putting airplane tires on it. Owning 20 or more large guns, talking about being violent or making threats when they are cowardice. And sleeping with big women to feel adequate, because they lack self esteem. They usually tend to hit, disrespect or yell at women. This may be because women won't/can't sit on their tiny dick. They also usually have a shit load of kids because they try to wear XL condoms, thus leading to unwanted kids whom they also beat and yell at.

Anyone with a unnecessary raised truck with huge tires, lots of guns, a huge 7 room house, or a reputation for lying about themselves in general, yet still doesn't have a goddamn woman. This can make them have small penis syndrome.

small penis syndrome by cracker13 January 17, 2010

small dick syndrome 

inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle

A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders small dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dominant dick genes

The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with small dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread rapidly

small dick syndrome by Kim Laughs January 24, 2013

Small Penis Syndrome

Personality syndrome identified by low self esteem in association with a disproportionately small penis. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, the provocation of others in argument in an effort to boost the Small Penis Syndrome (SPS) sufferer's low self esteem. SPS is easily identifiable among owners of monster trucks and forum trolls. SPS sufferers often associate themselves with the American Quarter Horse (AQH) in a paradoxical display of horse penis envy. There is no known cure for SPS, however, ignoring those afflicted with the syndrome will make them go away.

Just ignore the troll. He has Small Penis Syndrome and is just attempting to boost his self esteem by provoking others.

Small Penis Syndrome by Mushroom Webster March 2, 2010

Small Penis Syndrome

Noun
The idea that one has a small penis, meaning that they perform poorly while having sex, and must make extravagant purchases and show off to others to compensate their fragile ego.

Contrary to the terminology and popular definition, not everyone with SPS necessarily believes that they have a small penis. Small Penis Syndrome means that a person has low self-esteem and feels powerless in one aspect of their life or another, so they buy obscenely expensive things to prove their worth to themselves and to those around them.

Hip Dad:
What's up brah, wanna take the Benz up to the country club and shoot a round? We'll have a heiny afterwards.

Hip Dad Friend #1:
Mike, you know that you can't afford that car or your country club membership. Why are you buying so much expensive shit?

Hip Dad Friend #2:
Let him have this, he has Small Penis Syndrome. He's just trying to find his self-worth.

Small Penis Syndrome by NYora June 17, 2018

Small penis syndrome

A mental health condition that causes severe anxiety over penis size. It can affect men who do not even have a small penis. This syndrome has developed as a result of our society’s damaging, body shaming attitude towards men’s genitals and the concepts about sex that have been influenced by the porn industry.

Small penis syndrome is poorly affecting his body image and his quality of his life.

Small penis syndrome by UnconditionaLove July 13, 2019

Small dick syndrome 

When a member of the male species is a complete dickface to girls/people in general to compensate for his complete lack in size of penis. He often likes to consider himself a womanzier.

1) James Finch.

2) "Wow, what a douche. I think you might have small dick syndrome!"

Small dick syndrome by LOlolwtfbbq June 4, 2010

Small Tits Syndrome

When you're tits are so small it manages to ruin everything about your life. Everyone points it out, really manages to fuck with your head.

Guy 1: That Holly girl is pretty crazy you know? Pathological liar and that.
Guy 2: Nah g you can't be saying that. She has Small Tits Syndrome dude.

Guy 1: Screw that just cause her tits are small doesn't mean she can act like that Nathan kid

Small Tits Syndrome by Vlad's Mum Is Badderz May 25, 2019