1.
Chuck: "Why so glum, chum?"
Eric: "My dad died a year ago today"
Chuck: "Oh... happy saddiversary dude. I'm sorry"

2.
Larry: "Happy saddiversary Sean!"
Sean: "Huh? What happened today?"
Larry: "Remember last year when you finally dumped that crazy chick you were dating? The one who always bit you while giving head?"
Sean: "Oh yeah... Cheers!"

saddiversary by Misnomer456 October 30, 2010

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naked skydive

The act of removing all clothes and hanging from hands and feet from the luggage racks on a bus/coach, like someone in freefall. Can be performed with a cocksock, which can then be ripped off, much like pulling the release cord on a parachute.

As punishment for being elected Dick of the Day, Dave was made to naked skydive after the obligatory pint of wine.

naked skydive by gu$$y March 3, 2009

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mexican skydiver

Mexican Skydiver is when you take 30 or more ounces of Margarita and you drink it all at once, usually through a beer bong. This method was invented by Droy of Albuqerque

Last night Dave had five mexican skydivers.

mexican skydiver by Daniel LeRoy November 18, 2007

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Korean Skydive

Take a girl on a plane ride. Bust a nut in her eyes and throw her out, then put on a parachute and try to catch her.

Yo I did a Korean Skydive the other day with some hooker.

Korean Skydive by Ass! December 28, 2014

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