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Shelter Island,N.Y. 

A place where “the locals” (people who have permanently lived there all or most of their lives) absolutely fucking despise tourists. Like they are ABSOLUTELY NOT welcome there.
“GET OFF OUR GODDAMN ISLAND YOU CITY ASSES YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK ON SHELTER ISLAND ANYMORE!” Says everyone I know from Shelter Island,N.Y.
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shelter helper 

The bitch at the homeless shelter who gives out free handies to those in need.
I took my broke ass to the shelter and got some "help" from the shelter helper.

Shelter Island 

A small shitty island located in between long island's north and south forks. It's full of freaks and I would stay as far away as possible as they will probably shoot you on sight. There are crazies and rabid raccoons roaming around everywhere.
Please don't vacation on Shelter Island!! My best friend was lured there last year and he came back with rabies, covered in ticks. He got lyme disease and died a few weeks later.
Shelter Island by gummybearbrain December 7, 2010

Shelter island 

A small town on an island in the Hampton’s accessed by ferries. Very blue collared and redneck. Winters are boring as shit, summers are better than anywhere else. You’re bound to see either a truck, a dirt bike or an American flag every half mile.
Yo you here about that piece of Alabama they cut out and dropped next to Long Island?
-you mean shelter island?
Shelter island by shitterboy May 27, 2019

shelter cats 

1. Broke and nearly homeless pussy, The female version of what TLC calls a scrub. 2. Pussy that has been negleglected and not stroked in ages.
My homies just want to get some before they deploy so they are out looking for horny shelter cats.
shelter cats by CSM Dienda February 16, 2018

Shelter Island 

A small island off of long island. Known to be “redneck” and very blue collar.
my friend got shot in the ass on shelter island cause he trespassed on some hags property
Shelter Island by shitterboy November 5, 2018

Shelter impaired 

The county would not help me even though they knew I was shelter impaired.
Shelter impaired by JennMe November 4, 2019