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selfie sticked 

When you're stuck on or addicted to pleasuring yourself by stimulating your cock or clit and giving yourself a “selfie"
I heard that Kelvin is so selfie sticked that he can't keep his hands off his dick... even in public. His girl is the same way, heard she flicks her bean while waiting in the drive through.
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Shelfie stick 

A shelfie stick is when you get a cap of MDMA and stick it to the end of your shaft and proceed to have anal sex.
The dealer just replied and he has three caps in stock. I’m so gonna shelfie stick my girlfriend tonight!
Shelfie stick by Handy Man April 23, 2025

stickless selfie 

A selfie done specifically without the use of a selfie stick; by hand
its a pretty cool drunken achievement to do a shotgun stickless selfie

Selfiestick 

Penis of a guy who masturbates a lot
It's was just me and my selfiestick hanging out this weekend.
Selfiestick by Kouschik July 16, 2015