pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness 

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness by Zaluh November 29, 2013

The Spicy Sadness 

Crippling depression coupled by severe alcoholism.

Let’s hit a bar bro. I got the spicy sadness.

The Spicy Sadness by Waffleitis March 26, 2022

Sunday Sadness 

A feeling of fatigue, depression, or anxiety felt on Sunday due to the upcoming start of the work/school week. Can be of varying levels.

"Realizing that another school week was starting the next day, Harry felt an onset of Sunday Sadness."

Sunday Sadness by ¿? January 5, 2009

love sadness

Loving someone your afraid to hurt. You love them so much you're afraid to hurt them. But you should know that with love comes sadness and hurt and regret but you gain knowledge. You will never forget that person. And with the love you need to be willing to sacrifice anything for them. And at times it may be rough but it's okay. If you hurt them sometimes it's okay. It's not the sadness you caused them it's how you recover from sadness that makes your love stronger.

I don't want this if I'll hurt you. My love sadness is too strong.

love sadness by Mickey23454321 February 18, 2014

sadness 

The feeling of misery/melancholy/depression that we all feel at some point, that is painful, yet necessary for us to feel the opposite, happiness.

I was overcome by sadness when my puppy died, but I knew it was times like this that made it possible for me to feel happiness.

sadness by MrCuddles September 10, 2006

Night Sadness 

Feeling an individual has when, at one am, they feel overwhelmed, helpness, and generally melancholy.

Often times, thinking about ways to radically change ones life are the source of night sadness. Rarely every acted upon the next day. Common thought paths found during Night Sadness include; but, are not limited to the following:
Money Worries
Appearance Frustration
Purpose for Living
Death, who, what, when, where, and why
Family problems
Educational Mishaps
Lackluster Love life

The best cure for Night Sadness is sleep, as day will bring happiness and distraction from what kept you up during the night.

Susy stayed up until three in the morning contemplating life and death. She had a severe case of night sadness; and, the cure, sleep, was elusive.

Night Sadness by SadnessSurroundsMe May 16, 2009

The Cup Of Human Sadness 

A horrible abomination bestowed upon mankind. It's filled with the tears of millions of lost and miserable souls. One should only take a sip when they find themselves witnessing or being apart of an extremely sad or utterly depressing occurrence.

"I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my father. I'm going to go sit in a corner and take a long sip from The Cup Of Human Sadness now."

The Cup Of Human Sadness by Dirty Danza July 11, 2009