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Secaucus 

A small town that is neighboring Union City. It consists of a few thousand people including cheerleaders, fuckbois and South Park obsessed middle schoolers. It’s the whitest town you’ll ever see. It has two public grammar schools and one middle school and two high schools. Pronounce their town name wrong, they will fuck u up. Pronounced see-cock-us.
Girl 1:Do you know where that kid is from?
Guy 1:He’s a fuckboi and won’t stop talking in a dumbass accent

Girl 2: Probably from secaucus

Secaucus Challenge

The act of attempting to consume a 24-ounce beer, preferably of the 'ice' variety, between the NJ Transit stations New York-Penn Station and Secaucus Junction, before or after transferring to or from a Bergen County, Main, or Pascack Valley line train at the Secaucus Junction transfer station.
I can't drive. I rocked a Secaucus challenge and a six tall boys on my way home.

Secaucus Junction

The act of using a double dildo butt-to-butt
I was at a nasty strip club in Newark and we paid two of the skankiest dancers to do a Secaucus Junction in the private room.
Secaucus Junction by t pot January 25, 2019