Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo! 

Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!

Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!
White guy: WTF?
Urbandictionary.com: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
White guy: Oh.

Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo! by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

above the scroll 

the content of a Web page that can be seen without scrolling down; a kin to the newspaper term above the fold

Companies prefer ads that are high on the page, above the scroll.

above the scroll by The Amalamps January 25, 2011

Bump n' Scroll

The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.

An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.

John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.

Bump n' Scroll by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015

scroll 'n' lol 

Surfing on a funny image-based website for a long time without any facial expression - sometimes interrupted by slightly smiling or gasping.

Mostly done whenever you actually have lots of things to be done.

-Dude, are you again sittin' all night in front of this 9gag-website?
-Yeah.. I've an assignment due tomorrow.
-Great bro, scroll 'n' lol!

-What are you doing?
-Nothing, just scroll 'n' lol.

scroll 'n' lol by mr.ukas October 24, 2012

Slow your Scroll 

A statement said to someone who navigates the internet to fast.

Dude check out Sarah's Facebook page. (As he skips four pictures of Sarah's bangin friends) WOAH WOAH! SLOW YOUR SCROLL MAN!!

Slow your Scroll by Adhymans February 15, 2009

Scroll Hole

The uncontrollable act of endlessly and mindlessly scrolling through your social media feed. i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, tumblr etc

I'm 45 minutes deep in a "scroll hole" on Facebook.

Scroll Hole by mrsstrphstr May 1, 2016

Scroll Troll 

A Troll who posts an extremely large picture post for no reason other than to aggravate people. This forces others trying to make it to the recent post to scroll down through the large picture. This kind of activity can be found on internet forums.

Scroll Troll: (Huge Picture Post)
Person: Dude, shut the fuck up you Scroll Troll.

Scroll Troll by Xavier-Marxel August 26, 2009