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Put it in the story box and save it for later 

When someone is telling an awful story and it goes on forever, you just tell them "story box" for short. It lets them know that no one cares about their story and everyone wants to move on.
Mary- ........... and then we got home and went upstairs and i was like laughing and he like said what do you want to do and neither of us knew what to do and then

John- story box
Mary- what?
John- put it in the story box and save it for later.
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Did it to save my dick 

An asshole thing you do in order to save your own ass. It's considered saving your dick when you screw someone over really bad just to getout of something yourself making it 10 times as worse as just saving your ass. Once someone has "done it to save my dick" they have caused a never ending cycle of people fucking up other people just to save themselves. The only way to stop this cycle is if someone manages to get to the person who started it all and either narc on them or beat the shit out of them. If someone screws you over and says they did it to save their dick, they are completed justified and you have to deal with it or fuck them up.
Friend #1: Dude, why did you tell your mom that I was the one who pissed on your couch?

Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.

"Save the Last Dance"-ing it

When an awkward upper middle class caucasian person pursues their dream and ends up immersed in a another cultures social or cultural event, causing them to stick out like a sore thumb.
"The tall white guy playing the saxaphone was totally "Save the Last Dance"-ing it with that band last night"

Refrences the 2001 movie "Save the Last Dance" starring Julia Stiles and Sean Patrick Thomas.

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.
Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀
saveit;when your roommate won't stop complaining.
saveit bro no 1

cares
saveit by mmbowbbbowell June 10, 2018