Replacement Hollmer

Something that cannot be achieved

This Replacement Hollmer contest may never end.

Replacement Hollmer by Not a singer January 31, 2005

Replacement Babies 

The first (or surviving) children you (or your spouse) have to replace you (and spouse if any) after you die.

We don't want to overpopulate the earth, so Jim and I plan on adopting after having our replacement babies, so after they murder us in cold blood, the world's population will go back to normal.

Replacement Babies by WomanFriend August 30, 2009

replacement company 

Replacement Company is defined as

the second set of company. You have friends/relatives visit one weekend followed by a different group of friends/relatives visiting the following weekend. It can also be defined as visits from friends/relatives spaced close together. Replacement company tends to occur quite frequently when you reside in a popular tourist destination.

Ever since we moved to Orlando, Florida, we’been having replacement company every weekend.

replacement company by Here's Johnny! January 4, 2019

replacement jestin 

a person who can never replace an the original

“damn it, another replacement jestin failed...”
“yep i guess we’ll never find a good one”

replacement jestin by thisisnotapipe February 24, 2021

Replacement rival

When you're playing Mario Kart and take out the person in front of you to take the lead, only for another player to show up and claim it out of nowhere.

"I knocked out Yoshi to reach 1st, but then Shy Guy showed up as a replacement rival.

Replacement rival by hoppingicon January 7, 2023

Replacement girlfriend 

A single girl that is friends with a boy who is in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy, this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even block this person when he is hanging out with his actual girlfriend

“My girlfriend is asleep right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend”

Replacement girlfriend by Helpinggirlsout December 6, 2023

Replacement Girlfriend 

A single girl who is friends with a guy who has a girlfriend, and when the guy’s girlfriend isn’t available she is the one he talks to.

Drew: *drunk calls Lauren* “My girlfriend is asleep so I decided to call you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”

Replacement Girlfriend by Pudgy Monkey December 6, 2023