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do not chase simply replace it 

if a particular deal/person/thing benefitted or suited you many times but unlikely happens to it , don't await to get it alike, take no hard to modify or replace it.
parents of an uptown girl found a boy suits their way, before the time someone expose the scams, rather they try to investigate or chase the same ny decided to found a better one, do not chase simply replace it.
'Take hard to waste the time'
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Baby Replace Jutsu 

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"

ihy(replace)

when you love someone but youre in the foenem zone so you cant say it.
ihy(replace) by Broenem September 15, 2022

Chicken-Replace-inator 

A machine that replaces something with the nearest chicken. Can work on chickens too.
Look, Perry the Platypus, my Chicken-Replace-inator!!

I don't chase em, I replace em 

When looking for roommates, if one says no, just go on to the next one
Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em

Replacement hipster 

n. An elderly person who, by simply continuing to dress as she or he has since before you were born, unintentionally ends up wearing outfits that would have taken you weeks to put together at your favorite thrift shop (the one that no-one else knows about... yet).
Hipster A: "Hey, did you check out that replacement hipster's pants?"
Hipster B: "Yeah man, I would have given my eyeteeth for those!"
Replacement hipster by B. H. Baker December 7, 2006

replacementship 

the relationship you quickly get into after your previous relationship as a replacement
Kid 1: Yo I heard Brittany is single now. True?

Kid 2: Nah. Her and John broke up but she got into a replacementship with Steve.
replacementship by guylafleur June 11, 2010