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Potato sack people 

People who live in the back country areas of Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky, West Virginia and Pennsylvania. They are a peaceful group who live a simple life. Typical potato sack communities do not have electricity or running water instead they prefer candles and nearby water sources for things as cooking and drinking. Bathing is not common with potato sack people as they have a fear of the water washing away there own skin so only when it rains or by accident do they bath. Be aware though if you were to come upon a community of potato sack people you are in great danger. They will chase you down and beat you till they grow tired, death is possible if they have either just fed or napped. Luckily most live far enough off the road so that the normal passerby should not be bothered, However once cited you may be chased by a group on horseback or possibly a large cow or donkey. It was once thought that these people were an urban legend of sorts but in recent years sightings have been reported almost monthly in the know territories. Some speculate that progress growth has cut into the forest that once kept them hidden. In the event that you are spotted or cornered by a group of potato sack people then the best defense is a mp3 cell phone, play the music and hold it above your head. They commonly see this as a devilish device and run away however a flashlight or personal weapon may be used as well but unless you have music on your phone it is unlikely you’ll avoid the beat down at hand.
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Potato Sacking 

When double fisting isn't enough, you move onto a foot. Then two feet. Then your entire lower body. You then proceed to Potato Sack. You enter a chick's vagina much like you would a potato sack.
Person A: Dude that chick was so loose last night
Person B: How loose?
Person A: Dude I fit all the way into her vagina and I totally started Potato Sacking that bitch
Potato Sacking by BillCliton August 6, 2010

potato sack

similar to teabag, except involves a bigger sack
Chuck Norris doesnt teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them

I potato sacked Michael's daughter.
potato sack by Toe-Mas June 5, 2007

Pounding Potato Sack

(V.) it is when a man dips his sack into a woman's mouth repetively. Causing the woman to choke, gag or sometimes, maybe even cause death.
If lucy was a sleep right now woooo weeee would i give her a Pounding Potato Sack .
Tom: mike was getting a shower so i grabbed his girlfriend cindy and gave her a fucking Pounding Potato Sack!
Jon: NUT UH GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE?!
Tom: yeah no lie.
Jon: Well where is she at now?
Tom: The bottom of an ocean.

potato sacking 

A man with large testicles/gonads dipping them into the mouth of a unsuspected individual...
I was at the office and I saw Quincy potato sacking Ericson
potato sacking by kenny carino April 26, 2006

potato sack

A word that is defined with Chuck Norris in nearly every example.
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.