fornication 

Fancy way of saying fucking. Before marriage.

A: "Excuse me, but but would you like to have fornication?"
B: "Um. Do you just wanna fuck?"
A: "Um. Yeah."

fornication by K i A February 12, 2005

hornication period 

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft

A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.

hornication period by Ananymous Student March 17, 2006

Phonication 

Derived from fornication (sexual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone sex (sexual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)

The availability of cell phones to teenagers has led to a sharp increase in phonication.

Phonication by This is not my real name. August 7, 2009

fornication 

Fucking in Shakespearian times.

Aye, Sally often took part in fornication with thee noblemen.
They lifted up her gowns and continued their way to enter what they saw. Sally picked one of the men to an act of utter pleasure, and when they so were done, they lighted up some exquisit tobacco and went on their ways.

And t'was good.

fornication by MephistophelesIsDying March 16, 2007

cross-pornination 

To mistakenly merge two vast quantities of poorly organised data together (such as a porn collection), resulting in a terminally disorganised superset of data.

When you've got a big stack of porn on your computer and you accidentally copy somebody elses big stack of porn files into that directory, you've achieved cross-pornination. This is a terrible thing as you'll forever be trying to weed out your duplicates.

cross-pornination by Lindsay Whitbread March 28, 2005

Mornication 

Having sex in the morning

There's nothing better than starting the day out with some Mornication.

Mornication by chucka99 November 23, 2010

Fornication Under the Consent of the King 

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)

man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D

Fornication Under the Consent of the King by rachell09 January 22, 2009