Phonicating 

Mutual masturbation through FaceTime or another live communicative application.

I was phonicating with my girlfriend last night.

Phonicating by ChefDerek84 September 30, 2016

[Phonica] 

to fuck or do someone in the booty hole

Yeah, you like it when I Phonica, let me Phonica you harder!

[Phonica] by are_you_ready_for_sex? January 15, 2009

Phonecallable 

Not worthy of a phone call

He is not phonecallable (phone-call-able), I got other people I need to call.

Phonecallable by Island gyal bubbles December 4, 2019

Medical-phorical 

A mispronunciation of the word metaphorical popularized by the character Clint in the classic war film, 1969.

Pretty Medical-phorical... pigs, eh?

Medical-phorical by Darthbubbaaa March 10, 2021