Perez Hilton 

A fat, flaming queen who spends his life gossiping about skinny, Hollywood girls he wishes he could be.

It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.

Fatty: Perez Hilton reported that Zac Efron is gay!

Fatty2: He wishes.

Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?

Fatty2: Toootally.

Perez Hilton by BLTU March 8, 2009

Perez Hilton 

A piece of trash celebrity blogger who does nothing but insults other people to make his sad pathetic life less miserable. I would call him a worthless faggot, but unlike Perez, I have class.

Girl 1: Girl you should totally start a rumor about that slut over there for saying all that shit about you!

Girl 2: No way! I have morals! Who do i look like? Perez Hilton!

Perez Hilton by SouthernJew December 21, 2010

Perez Hilton 

the reason the word fag was invented

Perez Hilton? That dude's a fag

Perez Hilton by Singapore Lohan August 12, 2009

Perez Hilton 

1. A completely unfunny blogger who writes generic comments over celebrity photos. 2. An overweight, ugly male who points out minor flaws in beautiful women.

Have you heard of this Perez Hilton? He truly has no talent. I guess anyone can run a blog these days.

Perez Hilton by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Perez Hilton 

A popular celebrity gossip blogger.
He is usually criticized for being an extreme kiss-ass to Paris Hilton (hence, the similar name) and is completely bias when writing his blogs.

Perez Hilton licks Paris' ass like a lollipop.

Perez Hilton by Alyssa P. September 24, 2006

Perez Punch 

To hit someone in the side of the head after they talk shit about you. This is not a true punch because you know the little bitch wouldn't be able to handle it...it's more of a friendly reminder (courtesy of your fist) that you shouldn't provoke people...especially when you're a fat, disgusting, talentless blogger.

After the fat guy yelled obscenities at Will and his girlfriend, Tony gave him a good, hard Perez Punch to smarten him up.

Perez Punch by Albino_Cracker July 6, 2009

Perez Hilton 

The largest celebrity whore on the planet. Often seen giving blowjobs at truckstops.

Man that girl I was with last night was like Perez Hilton!

Perez Hilton by JxDx May 1, 2011