Jurassic Parkinsons 

the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene

Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."

Jurassic Parkinsons by Dr. Sassafrass April 9, 2010

Parkinson flip 

A recreational drug combination of a dopamine release agent (Meth, 3-FMA, 4-FMA) and a dopamine reuptake inhibitor (Cocaine, Amineptine, Alpha-PHP), these 2 compounds synergize and cause an extremely high amount of dopamine in the synaptic cleft which results in dopaminergic neurotoxicity, which is associated with Parkinsonism.

"This guy is gonna Parkinson flip Alpha-PCYP with 3-MMA."

Parkinson flip by Snansensoos January 3, 2022

parkinson's law 

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.

I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

Parkinson's Law <3

parkinson's law by Can you feel it February 21, 2007

Parkinson Hangover 

A hangover so bad that it actually causes your body to shake like you had Parkinson's disease.

"Dude, what's wrong with Mike? He's totally pale and shaking like crazy!"

"Oh, don't worry about him, he's just got a bad Parkinson hangover"

Parkinson Hangover by Monkeyballzzz August 29, 2011

Parkinson's disease 

A progressive neurodegenerative disease that causes tremors, stiffness, and rigidity in the muscles. There is no known cause or cure. Mohammad Ali and Michael J Fox both suffer from early onset Parkinson's disease. Early onset parkinsons often ends in a wheel chair with the ability to only move their eyes.

My father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.

Parkinson's disease by Educatedperson October 12, 2014

Panda Parkinson 

A term used to describe someone who is in-fact not ginger but 'auburn'.
Basically Panda Parkinson = ginger

Millie: She's ginger.
Amy: No she's Panda Parkinson.
Millie: That's so ginger.

Panda Parkinson by wcsmw December 6, 2012

Andrew Parkinson Challenge 

A challenge in which you curl your finger into a hook and slam down the side of your finger against the edge of a hard surface. Who ever winces or drops out first loses.

Sol- Man, did you hear that Brendan broke his finger playing the Andrew Parkinson Challenge?
John- Yeah, he definitely won

Andrew Parkinson Challenge by Parkingticket April 25, 2023