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Our Lady of Lourdes High School 

A Catholic, private high school located Poughkeepsie, NY. It technically lies in the town, however, is only a short drive from the heart of the city. While this in itself would be enough to create a diverse student body, the school also attracts students from the sticks of Dover and Hyde Park, the ghetto of Newburgh, and the privileged suburbias of Spackenkill and Arlington, along with other surrounding towns. Nevertheless, this diversity in hometowns does not affect the makeup of the student body. About 90% of the population is caucasion, and the difference in hometown, only creates difference in the "type" of white kid one is. (i.e. rich kid, country kid, city kid, goth kid etc.) Each year, over 95% of graduating seniors go onto a four-year of two-year college, making Lourdes very attractive to parents who can afford tuition. AP and college-level courses are offered, but are not yet as widely available to students as the administration would have you believe.

The teachers and administration of Lourdes are as diverse as the student body. As many students will attest to, the teachers range in everything from appearance, to nationality, to sexual orientation, to teaching skill. This is not to say, however, in any way, that the teachers and administration are not satisfactory, they are, in fact, top-notch teachers and, more importantly, people. In the spring of 2005, some of the administration were involved in a "racism" scandal that captured the attention of the Hudson Valley and even network news channels such as CBS. The fallout from this was felt when many of the top adminstrative postions were changed, including the Principal, although it is still undetermined whether his job was lost because of this scandal. Stricter policies regarding dress code and other infractions have been put into place since this changing of the guard. While, in the past, the administration were lenient with dress code trivialities such as shoes, belts, skirt length, etc., this administration has actually outlawed the skirt and checks clothes and shoes more frequently and with more focus.

Our Lady of Lourdes has 23 interscholastic sports. Many of these sports are competetive, with the exception of the football team. The baseball team has been extremely competitive over the past few years, including a state championship in 2005, with an great influx of talent being brought into the program. Both soccer teams, boys and girls, are regularly competetive, as is the boys basketball team. The most decorated team, however, is the girls basketball team which has accumulated six sectional titles, four state championships, and two federation titles in the past six years. The promise of a winning football team comes about every season, but this promise is never fulfilled. Even with some of the most talented skill position players in the region, Lourdes can never compete with its larger competition.

The actual building that houses Lourdes is a former IBM plant. A staple-shaped building, it does not compare in size to the public high schools around the area. The gymnasium, however, is state-of-the-art and the promise of a new auditorium fueled this year's walkathon. The library is satisfactory, though seldom used. There is also a small computer lab that is also seldom used. For the money spent on tuition by parents, their children should be rewarded with better techonology-equipped classrooms. Lourdes, on the whole, however, is a great education for the money spent, with a high-emphasis put on pushing students into colleges and universities.
P1: "Hey. What school do you go to?"
P2: "I go to Our Lady of Lourdes High School."
P1: "Oh, that's too bad."
P2: "Yeah. It's not that bad though. A lot of what people say about it is hyperbole."
P1: (looks perplexed)
P2: "Oh, you don't know what hyperbole means?"

P3: "Hey, have you been looking at colleges and stuff? I got accepted to my top four choices with the help of my great counseller at Our Lady of Lourdes High School."
P4: "I don't really know about the whole applicatoin process. I think I'm just gonna register for some classes at Dutchess."
P3: "Oh, cool, Harvard on the Hudson."

Our Lady of Mercy

The all girls school that everyone passes by but doesnt realize is a school cause it looks like an insane asylum. Everyone thinks of them as whores because they all pretty much have passed 3rd base. The "brother" school McQuaid is where all the girls look for guys. Mercy girls get mad though when girls from public schools take a guy from there because they have a co-ed school. All of the girls roll their skirts and aren't called sluts because girls who don't roll are weird asf. The girls wear expensive shoes and go shopping a lot even though during the school year they wear uniforms. Ramen is a big part of the culture there. Everybody is "friends" with everyone, and talks mad shit bout eachother but it's okay cause everybody's friends. They wear their hair in messy buns because why try with no boys. Once in a while you walk into the bathrooms and hear some lesbians. Everybody acts really religious but you can tell by all the partying and boys that they aren't. The girls in the Brighton NY district uses mad fake tanning shit. Especially during the winter everyone looks orange and streaky. The cheer girls are the most chill girls you'll meet, they don't really give two shits. The track girls though are goody two shoes. Everyone gets a lot of homework and is failing spanish and chem. Also none of the homework gets done but it's okay cause it's Mercy. They only have 150 days of school and summer starts in May so the 10k/year tuition is totally worth it.
guy 1: "dude she's hot, what school does she go to?"
guy 2: "looks like a mercy girl"
guy 1: "Imma go get her snap, you know how those girls from Our Lady of Mercy are"

our lady on the halfshell 

a concrete statue of the virgin mary which is backed by a shell shaped form. Frequently seen on the front lawns of the faithful.In this incarnation she looks disturbingly like something found in shellfish. Frequently the shell shaped back is painted light .blue to make the statue stand out more
Look at all these our lady on the halfshell's!! This must be an italian neighborhood.

our lady of mercedes 

A nickname for Our Lady of Mercyin Potomac, MD. It's called this because so many people there are rich and drop their kids off in expensive cars, and in some cases, only do this to show off their wealth. Also, the school is known for having the biggest donations, but the school is still stuck in the 80s in terms of technology. So yeah, if your rich, send your kids here. It's actually a pretty nice school, and although some parents are snobs, most parents and basically all the kids are really down to earth. They are taught well and have nice polite manners. I went to a different school myself, but mercy is pretty good.
a) Wow, look at that mom driving that car-it's worth more than my salary! She must be picking up her kids at Our Lady of Mercedes!
b) Man, Our Lady of Mercedes whipped our butts in basketball last night. Probably because they can afford to buy Shaquille Oneil and Kobe as coaches!

Our Lady Queen of Heaven 

Did you go to that tapped school Our Lady Queen of Heaven?

Our lady of graft and corruption 

Our lady of graft and corruption is ferdinand marcos' wife.