Hot buttered corn on the cob 

While receiving a blow job you grab your partners head and fuck their mouth sideways by moving their face up and down your member. like when they eat slippery corn on the cob. then blow your baby-batter on her cheek.

after the picnic I held her pony tail tight while she gave me a hot buttered corn on the cob and then cleaned her face on my favorite shirt.

Hot buttered corn on the cob by dirty 30'S September 14, 2009

cornhole on the cob 

good ol' fashioned butt sex

She was always up for tryin new things, so last night we had some cornhole on the cob.

cornhole on the cob by the uncanny faggot May 21, 2004

Corn on the Cob 

The sexual act of inserting the penis into the anus after having feed the owner of the anus corn for weeks on end.The anus must be full of corn riddled feces so that when the shaft is slowly removed from the anus their is corn all over the penis...Hence Corn on the Cob is created.Great Job!

I had her eating corn for weeks when i finally knew we were ready to have some "corn on the cob".

Corn on the Cob by Ogdemigod April 14, 2009

bruh on the cob 

what you say when you think random is funny

You: whats your best joke
Friend: bruh on the cob
You: bruh

bruh on the cob by what did soulja boy tell em? December 11, 2019

Secondhand corn on the cob 

Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.

Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.

Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!

Secondhand corn on the cob by Puckstopper92 March 30, 2015

corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

corn-on-the-cob job by markiel January 18, 2003

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob 

slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch

Me and her got in the bed last night and she slob on my knob like corn on the cob

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob by Josval2 December 16, 2019