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dick nobbed 

When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it
I got dick nobbed by my granddad last night
dick nobbed by Gandalf-the-GR8 August 19, 2016
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To take an object that you are mostly sure is no one's property.

Not quite stealing but pretty close.
We nabbed that lumber from the abandoned lot.

Yo dude that's so phat that you guys nabbed those panes of glass
nabbed by forteen32 April 11, 2009
Nubber is actually older than any of these previous definitions. It was invented in Belper, Derbyshire, UK sometime in the 1980's, possibly the late 1970's.

It is used to describe a particular person who has done something a bit dodgy, like nicking a fag end from an ashtray or just being generally trampy.

It's not as specific as Pikey, but has similar connotations.

It was also used in shouting competitions, where one person in the group would call somebody a Nubber and they would be answered with, "Did you just call me a NUBBER!" until it ended up whoever could scream it the loudest got mucho Kudos.
"You just picked that up off the pavement. You f*****g Nubber!"

"Have you been wearing the same socks for 8 days? What a Nubber!"
Nubber by Professor Yaffle September 3, 2008
to steal and or take an object
yo i straight up nabbed that shit from jake
nabbed by hunter and eric October 4, 2008

Flop Nobbed 

In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.
Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.

The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.

That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).

Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"
Flop Nobbed by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009
i nobbed her
nobbed by Jay See February 23, 2004