nozzle fucking 

The act of using a nozzle to fuck someone or something, typically used in the nose region. Often nozzle fucking is a religious term used by the Vudamimes, the Vudamimes would insert a epidermalicall nozzle into the nasal cavity, immediately following, the Vudamimes would insert there penis inside the nozzle, is the penis is too small to reach the nasal region of the nozzle, the Vudamimes would shower the man with a small penis in riches, and then murder him in his sleep because he is a shame to the Vudamimes culture.

"Come we must partake in the ceremonial fucking of the nozzle brothers" - Common Vutamime

"My penis was satisfactory in the nozzle fucking ceremony" - Brother Vutamime

nozzle fucking by Austin lindsay on youtube January 17, 2018

nozzle snot 

The lump of hard goo in a pump bottle of mosturizer. Come out under pressure and clings to your arms and hands.

The hardened, sticky goo stuck in a man's penis hole. Can produce babies up to 24 hours. Clean it, cover it and don't trust it.

I just wantted to moisturize my dry skin. Pump was clogged and I hit it hard. Some big nozzle snot came out and broke the lamp!

Tricia had sex with Barry. He pulled out in time but she got pregnant from dried, leftover nozzle snot on his clogged one-eye.

nozzle snot by sleepapnea-chicago May 21, 2008

Nozzle of Life

Slang for a chicks tit.

"Hey, ever gotten a titty twister?" "Oh Hell no, that's my nozzle of life!"

Nozzle of Life by 99999ace April 30, 2011

Nozzle Dozzle 

It is a highly contractable std, much akin to herpesyphilaids.

Is most often found in a Libbo port, near military bases or airport strip clubs, but is available anywhere.

Can be contracted from any form of sexual contact, from a high-five to an orgy.

Guy 1: dude I just got a high five for $10.
Guy 2: careful man that bitch will give you Nozzle Dozzle.
Guy 1: naw man, she's better than that, she has a heart of gold.
Guy 2: She might be a hooker with a heart of gold, but she has a vag of STD's.
Hooker: You have a vag of STD's.

Nozzle Dozzle by generalee72 April 10, 2013

nozzle jockey 

a bartender or person that operates the keg at a party

Hey nozzle jockey, pour mr another beer.

nozzle jockey by riglertke April 6, 2010

Nozzle jockey 

The nozzle jockey is the firefighter on the knob at a fire

Pete loves being the nozzle jockey on the deuce and a half

Nozzle jockey by FF guy July 4, 2015

nozzle bucket

a bucket like watering can.

hey Clay can u pass the nozzle bucket, i need to wash the floors?

nozzle bucket by smigglie March 14, 2011