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I'm not being racist, but 

1) An disclaimer that allows the speaker to say whatever they like regardless of how racist it actually is.

2) What a racist may say before they lazily chuck around inherently racist sweeping generalisations but don't want to appear to be racist.
John: I'm not being racist, but I fucking hate black people.

John: I'm not being racist, but all white people are drug-addicts.

Sike! I'm not a Rappa 

When you dishin' out some dick but you really need a piss Yell "IM GUNNA CUM," so she turns round and gets her face close to your dick and yell at the top of your lungs "SIKE IM NOT A RAPPA" and then piss all over her face
Her: oh my god your fuckin me so gud
Me: TURN ROUND SLUT IM GUNNA CUM
*she turns round*
Me: SIKE! I'M NOT A RAPPA
*pisses all up in her shit*

Teach Rapists Not to Rape 

A view held by sjw's and third wave feminists. It basically sums itself up as "Don't teach women to defend themselves, teach rapists not to rape!"
"DAAYum, Helen, you got raped?"
"Yeah. When I posted that on facebook some dipshit gave me this stupid Teach Rapists Not to Rape speech."
"Wow. Does that fall under victim shaming or just being an asshat?"

Not a racist Chelsea fan 

Rival fans and bent people will claim they don't exist. In reality there is an abundance of them but are hidden from the public eye due to the racist fans.
Rival fan: Its a Chelsea fan they are probably racist
Non bent and non rival fan: No, its probably not a racist Chelsea fan

The Expressive Notion Of Pick Up Artistry Is To Not Be Rapist, Hone A Rape Style Out Of Skills, Then, Consolidate Until You Become A rapist, Through, Physiological Means<.7.9.7.6.>

The Expressive Notion Of Pick Up Artistry Is To Not Be Rapist, Hone A Rape Style Out Of Skills, Then, Consolidate Until You Become A rapist, Through, Physiological Means<.7.9.7.6.>
The Expressive Notion Of Pick Up Artistry Is To Not Be Rapist, Hone A Rape Style Out Of Skills, Then, Consolidate Until You Become A rapist, Through, Physiological Means<.7.9.7.6.>

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING 

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.
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You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
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