Northwood college 

Northwood college is a girls private school in northwest London . Girls that go to the senior school here know that all sixth form ers are shorter than the year 7s, as said in any and every head girl and house captain voting speech. The years carry backpack s twice their size and make slime and fantasise about unicorns. The year 8s are out of that stage and now moving on to talk to boys after the 2 or less discos they have had with the neighbouring boys schools (John lyons, Mts). Year 9s are continuously beefing each other, rms +sth girls, and rolling up their skirts so high they get 'dresscoded' . Year 10s and above rule the school and everything they do displays how other schools view Northwood college. Of course there are some that do not follow the stereotype, the smart kids, the musical kids or the art kids etc. But those only exist in few numbers in their natural habitat of the briary or PAC...

Girl 1:omg I got into Northwood college for senior school!
Girl2: have u bought ur 1mx1m back pack yet then?

Northwood college by Hello I'm anonymous ok November 4, 2019

Northwood middle school mead 

The best fucking middle school on the planet and will beat anyone who tries to top it!

Dude, Northwood middle school mead totally dominated Mountainside last night!

Northwood middle school mead by SammylovesHarry January 17, 2013

northwood college 

A school full of skets, satanists and desperate bitches and then the rest
Satanist : JA|nA
People who edit their photos and have pube for hair: Malteser

You go northwood college? Im sorry for your loss.

northwood college by sukyurmum November 25, 2020

northwood panthers 

Nwhs is a shitty ass school where every white ass bitch has a problem wit you but too scared to tell you in your face . Literally the worst school ever , they make you swim and lifeguards literally just stand there watching you drown it happened to me and another girl they dgaf about you🤷🏽 ♀️. All you white ass bitches need to watch out who you talk shit about cuz the next minute I can drag your ass 🅿️. Jus watch yo back sis . Nwhs is a school where it’s basically all white ppl , all these white ugly ass bitches are always the ones who have to say the most .

northwood panthers is a school where white girls are just scared to tell you stuff to your face 😊
Me : walks on the grass because of a bus evacuation

White bitch: * bumps into you

Me : don’t fucking touch me

White girl: you bumped into me first , do something about it

Me : sis stop I can drag your Dora looking ass , and beat tf out of you 😌
Her: oh shit she right , I’m too scared to confront her

white bitches are just ppl that are scared to tell you stuff to your face 😊

northwood panthers by Beat me up or stfu bitch 🥰🤣 🖕🏽 May 23, 2019

northwood highschool

A highschool located in Irvine California run by goat rapers

I heard the rape goats at Northwood Highschool

northwood highschool by weirdalfan69 October 25, 2022

Northwood Asylum

A "fictional" 1800s lunatic asylum located in Washington state. This asylum is run by its creator Dima Everly, a random man around 34. There is a limited staff and a very intresting cast of patients, including the director's (Dima) favorite, patient 001.

Northwood Asylum has a long and complex history with extensive detail, however one of its main attributes is being 5 hours away from any functioning civilization. But it id for certain you will never forget your stay! Especially after trying the mystery soup.

Patient 004: "I really want some mistery soup from Northwood asylum"

The voices: "you're in Northwood Asylum."

Patient 004: "oh yay! Soup!"

Northwood Asylum by Moth57 January 8, 2026

Dirty Harry Northwood

The act of shoving a vikky up your gooch and fucking a chook

Me and the boys all went to the shops and did a Dirty Harry Northwood

Dirty Harry Northwood by Qwwwrt November 1, 2025