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When one gets absolutely fucked on alcohol or drugs
Mate you good
Nah mate I’m fully nooped
Trues nan
Nooped by FreshAverage69 February 12, 2018

nooberdouche 

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche
(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.
nooberdouche by seb and mike January 2, 2009
A man from the hood who's networth doesn't count in numbers and plays CS:GO.

Anyone who plays against him in a match of CS:GO will definitely question his entire existence. They might start to fumble up on their words.

You definitely don't want to play against him. He is an absolute god at CS:GO and has been accused of cheating.

Noobdog surfs on the dark web. You definitely don't wanna mess with him.
"Pass me that pigskin noobdog."

"Noobdog, Stop manipulating me!"

"Why are you standing on my decoy noobdog."
noobdog by Haxn't March 3, 2020

Noobertia 

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source
I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.
Noobertia by ilib February 2, 2010
Strive for glory, but if you only achieve happy noobdom, be satisfied.
noobdom by Master 1.3.3.7. May 23, 2007
Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
Nooged by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009