Tear down my leg 

It’s a idiom for being wet, literally

“ People with curly hair and braces make a tear down my leg. “

tear drop down my leg = I’m sooo wet for him

Tear down my leg by ilovebasa April 7, 2023

pulling my leg 

slang for lying usually used in Man 2 sentence

Man 1: you left the fridge open
Man 2: you better not be pulling my leg

pulling my leg by cool_bac December 12, 2007

Off my leg 

The desire to be left alone by someone or something that wants something from you or wants to do something to you. Example: a puppy or dog that wants to hump your leg

Hottie: All the guys know I broke up with my boyfriend, and now I can't get them off my leg.

Off my leg by 0regon August 24, 2017

"Are you bitchin' on my leg?" 

Are you for real? or Are you kidding me?

If someone is being outrageous, or something outrageous happens (playing pool and you make a crappy shot or someone accidentally sinks four of his balls) instead of saying, "Are you kidding me?" or "Are you for real?" you would say "Are you bitchin' on my leg?"

"Are you bitchin' on my leg?" by Jacob and Dru December 20, 2007

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining by ursamel July 24, 2007

Stomp on my leg 

To make someone feel an obligation to do something. Normally used with an overarching sarcastic tone. See also: twist my arm

Friend 1: Bro I’m not sure about this Jessica girl
Friend 2: Dude… just kiss her already
Friend 1: Fine just stomp on my leg haha

Stomp on my leg by Denverdiva840 September 19, 2021

pissing my leg 

Origin: Ireland. Contraction of "taking the piss off someone" and "pulling the leg".

The first occurrences of the phrases were reported from the early 2010's in Cork, Ireland.

Firstly an involuntary mix between the two aforementioned expressions, it quickly became popular.

-Do you know that they will close the dress shop you like and will open a DYI one instead?

-Stop pissing my leg! It can't be true!

pissing my leg by françois adélaïde January 16, 2011