Mumford Coma 

noun

A state of being where one starfishes upon their bed and plays Mumford & Sons albums on repeat in order to heal emotional pain; where a person becomes so invested in listening to Mumford & Sons that they lose track of reality.

“Have you seen Katherine the past few days?” “Nah man, she’s in a Mumford coma trying to figure out the meaning of her own existence.”

Mumford Coma by charisel December 11, 2013

Amazing Mumford 

Tucking both your dick and balls back between your legs bending over and spreading your ass cheeks exposing your anus and your backwards pointing genitalia , then taking a picture with your cell phone camera and sending the picture to everyone in your contacts list.

Did you see Mitchell's amazing mumford last night? It was so good I think I might make it my myspace pic.

Amazing Mumford by JCNG May 21, 2007

Mumford 

The act of defecating in one's pants while wearing thong-type underwear.

Our romantic evening was ruined when my girlfriend mumforded on the way home.

Mumford by Mumford314 October 2, 2013

Mumford and Sons 

When you pass out and take a dump in your pants (or shorts) and you wake up and you have a moderate to large sized turd accompanied by multiple smaller pebble to dingleberry sized crewmembers. Much like the band and music that share the same name.

3 days of Yeager and Oxycodone led me to my own personal concert with Mumford and Sons headlining in my pants.

Mumford and Sons by SteelofCrom September 10, 2014

Mumford and Sons 

A band that makes the most beautiful music ever written/sang. It is said that it is the music of heaven. It can be the solution to any problem, feud, or war.

Every war can we ended and resolved just by playing Mumford and Sons. If you are having an argument with someone, all you have so say is "Mumford and Sons", and all will be resolved and fixed again.

Mumford and Sons by McGrotes December 17, 2011

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A Mumord is usually a severely underweight yet tall male with no sense of style or personal hygiene.

Usually stinking of shit or last week’s laundry, a Mumford will often lean over you causing much discomfort.

A Mumford's worst trait is thinking they are a 'know it all' when they in fact have very little knowledge or sense whatsoever. The Mumfords life is proof of this.

A Mumford will cause an argument at every opportunity and put other people down and grass on people to try and crawl ahead in life.

see also: cretin & grasser

1. "Don't be such a mumford, go home and have a bath!"

2. "I don't wanna be a mumford but im going to have to grass on him"

mumford by mummfy December 23, 2009

Mumford and Sons 

The composers of one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard: Learn Me Right/Not with Haste, one of the soundtracks from Pixar's Brave movie.

"We will run and scream
You will dance with me
We'll fulfill our dreams
And we'll be free

We will be who we are
And they'll heal our scars
Sadness will be far away"

Mumford and Sons

Mumford and Sons by cg1212 December 29, 2012