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A another nickname for your friend "Amar"
"shut up morty"
Morty by therealkreg August 23, 2022
Morty is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Morty has a big heart and he is very compassionate. He loves animals (but hates dogs) He is a gorgeous man who has a heart of gold. He is so generous and always gives never expecting anything in return. Morty's intellect is unmatched. Davids will create great lives for themselves and their families. Morty will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Morty has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. If you ever meet a Morty you better get him naked because the anaconda in his pants is the biggest you'll ever find. He is so good at giving you pleasure you may want to quit your job. You need a Morty before you die, trust me it's worth it!
DANNNNGGGG! You are with MORTY... how!?!

Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!
Morty by littlelady111 March 1, 2023
bro look at this guys 80 year lifespan. what a fuckin morty.
Morty by Dud Dudlee October 14, 2023
Morty is an male name short for Mortimer but even slightly resemblance to morty from rick and morty there morty meaning is cowardly and courage
"Oh geez rick I'm morty remember me!"
Morty by Kostya The Wordmaker March 29, 2024

Morty Smith

Stop being such a Morty Smith.
Morty Smith by fleshcurtains August 8, 2016

Morty Smith

A stuttering, anxious, person who gets dragged around to do whatever his grandfather says.
Also used to hide Ricks from the government, but can be used to hide them from other ricks by creating a matrix of them in constant pain
1: why is he not allowed in our group again?
2: oh, he's a Morty Smith... only useful for one thing...