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Mopping the Deck 

A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.
At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.
Mopping the Deck by Big Man77 January 22, 2008

mopping up 

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.
'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down.
mopping up by Rich Lyons May 27, 2008

mopping up 

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.
"'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down."
mopping up by Rich Lyons May 28, 2008

mopping the grass 

used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.
Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.

Mopping the Attic

The female version of tea bagging, where the girl move her vagina up and down as the tongue goes in and out.
I woke up one morning to find my girl mopping the attic on me.
Mopping the Attic by big_bfb September 14, 2006

Mopping the Deck 

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up
Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good